Spirograph

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?

You're a Spirograph!! You're pretty tripped out, even though you've been known to be a bit boring at times. You manage to serve your purpose in life while expending hardly any effort (and are probably stoned to the gills all the while).
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The only reason I posted this is because of my love for Spirographs. I am quite pleased I got that on the quiz. :)

The Ultimate Guide To "Russian Killing"

Yes indeed my friends, I am writing the ultimate guide to killing Russians. One might find it hard at first to defeat them, but then look at them... They're Russian!
This is a composit step-by-step guide to slaying Russians.

Step 1: You must have at least some skill in the Machine Pistol. Without it, you are dead.
Step 2: If you choose so, you can take the weapons off the dead. Remember that this will replace your Machine Pistol, so be warned!
Step 3: Fuck crouching, stand like a man face to face. Then, destroy their face.
Step 4: Do not be distracted by chicks! They may seem delectable, but be warned... Russian killing is much more important.
Step 5: Gotta predict BS's movements... That fat bastard could go anywhere, listen to him!
Step 6: Shoot the ones on the back first... For peace of mind.
Step 7: Make sure to shoot out the tires of their cars! Twill slow them down!
Step 8: Destroy the sewer grate as soon as you see it. For if you do not... Well... The Russians!
Step 9: Make sure to get rid of the bikes as soon as possible.
Step 10: Buy GTA: San Andreas.

You all suck. This is all I could think of blogging on... And Billy was the one who thought of it for me!
Why is it that Billy is the only one suggesting topics for my blogs. Come on people... What do you want to hear!?!

~Sean

St. Patty's Day!

Damnit... Best St. Patty's day ever!
Yeah so... Started off pretty normal... First day off I had from work all week, that's always good.
I spent all day playing GTA: San Andreas, so yeah... I had a headache after a while.
After biting through an Advil Gelcap, and burning my tongue on that crap, it went away.
Umm... fast forward a bit.
Dan comes over... And my mom orders el food, which is good. Basically all we do until Billy gets over here is melt a candle on my speaker, and play SA.
Alas, Billy arives!
We continue to play SA.
A party rages on downstairs, with drunk and stoned people. I think a grand total of 12 or 13 were there at the high point. It descended and left Nikki and MC, MC was quite drunk and passed out though.
Dan, Billy, and I eventually go downstairs... After a while we come back up.
Basically they leave at 12 o'clock and I clean up my room.
Twas all fun though... Even though I feel this blog did not explain even an ounce of the fun.
I am so tired... And I work tomorrow at 11 o'clock.
Sweet Dreams my people.

~Sean

Recap

Okay... I havn't blogged all week. I appologize.
Hasn't been much of a break actually... I've been working so much at that horrible place. :P I've been in 2 straight weeks of training, and then Greg tells me that he wants me back on my old campaign... I am confused because there isn't a part time shift for it... As far as I know.
Umm... Tuesday was pretty dam cool. Listened to some bands at the Underground, twas all good. Except for that part where my bracelette broke... But I found that later.
Wednesday I went and got a new TV after work with Billy... They were out of the one I wanted, but I got another 20" for less, so meh.
Thursday I was going to go to futureshop to get my PS2 slim and San Andreas... But then I found that Walmart had it for much cheaper, so I went there.
Sadly, I had to go alone, which sucked. But I guess it made the shopping experience quicker? Meh. People having to do chores, and go to work, and be lazy. :P
So now my room has been pimped. New 20" TV, PS2 Slim, with an 8mg mem card, and GTA: San Andreas.
I'm truly living the high life now!
But honestly, I must save money. Next big purchase I guess is going to have to be my G1... Can't wait for that beautiful G1. :)
Hmm... Tis St. Patrick's day today. Hoorah!
Good thing I have an ample wardrobe of green to wear. I just still wish I had some green pants.
In San Andreas I'm going to beat up everyone who isn't wearing green. Unless they are a cop, that just wouldn't go down well.
Umm... What else... Ohh... Nothing.
Yay!

~Sean

p.s. Any suggestions on topics? I figure my day to day life is starting to bore you guys.

Longest Weekend Ever?

Hmm... Yeah, this weekend has been much too long.
Friday was fucking awsome... I didn't know if I should go to school, but I'm glad that I did. I had fun... Instead of going home at lunch, I just sat for like... hours in the student council room... It was such a long time.
Yeah, I went to Top Games as well... Wasn't too bad there... I didn't stay long though.
I came home, and right when I did, Dan set out to come to my house, Billy also came.
And a swell shindig commensed!
Twas good... Full of half assed, non working pranks. Also some Chinese food!
Yeah, Friday was good.
My Saturday on the other hand, was a complete waste of time. I do not know how you unemployed people stand Saturdays, but there was so little to do!
I just talked to people the whole day, then at like... 10 o'clock Billy and I went to rock up the local Tim Hortons! Twas good... I ate food.
Sunday was good, except I awoke much too early. Had to go to the car show.
Twas a good car show, was my first real car show, so I liked it.
Ohh man... lol. So many good cars, I loved em all.
There weren't enough concept cars there though... Nor enough scantly clad women.
And now my friends, after wasting the rest of Sunday, I sit infront my my computer coaxed by faithful readers to creat this atrocity of a blog... Yay!
Also, I was told to blog about my friend Nicole, so here I got.
Nic is dam cute, and no matter how much she says otherwise, that does not make it true. She is hella fun to talk to... and... Well she's Nic! (not to be confused with my sister Nik!)
Yeah so... If you want me to make a blog about you, just say so in your comment. I'm running out of inspiration!

~Sean

p.s. Gotta love Tremurs!

Sherri Avery

If you've read the comments on my last blog, you would see that Sherri has requested I make a blog entirely about her.
And that I will do.

Hmm... Sherri was born in the training room at Protocol. This was an odd birth because there was no mother around, and she was already the ripe age of 18.
I think we met there or something, I am not sure. She must have used some sort of memory destroying ray on me... Or perhaps I just don't have the sharpest memory.
In truth Sherri is a 12 foot insectiod warrior from a planet that cannot be said in the human tongue. She compacts her form into the female body which is presented in her day to day life. Kind of like in MIB...
Anyway, after her attempts at telemarketing, she found the unemployed life to be the life for her, and she flourished in it.
She now claims to be going to college in a while, but the way I see it, it is just a government plot. I blame the Conservatives.
For now Sherri spends her days plotting her eventual take over of this humble planet, in a matter of days, weeks, months, even years her and her kind will burst from their flesh disguises and in the midst of all the blood and gore, begin to iradicate the human existance on this planet.
Or sell us into slavery.

Yes my friends, that is "the truth" about my faithful reader Sherri Avery.

~Sean

p.s. Luv yeh Sherri!

Man... Toot

Yeah... Tisn't that bad tonight I s'pose.
I just got back from my first night of training for the new campaign, and Moe was my trainer. That made me quite delighted. :)
Man, he is such a good trainer, so funny, so just like... I dunno... Moe
Anywho, yeah... Tis me and a bunch of girls in the training, and not to be sexist or anything, but this is a job which is dominated by the women folk.
But anywho, I basically just talked with Therese and joked with Moe the whole time... When the class was left alone everyone would just go online and screw around, like msn, and hotmail and shit.
I went on ebay.
I checked out some bids I've got going and such, and I found a new auction, which is so good, tis less than $100 for a PS2 Slim, GTA SA, Midnight Club: Street Racing, and a controller. At least I find it a good deal...
Yeah so... Ohh yeah! I havn't even said the thing I was posting about yet, silly me!
You all know how I was bitching about how work told me that I was supposed to go in on Friday night? Well I don't have to! My next training night is Monday night! Frees up my entire weekend. :)
On the negative side, tonight is the only night I've worked this week, and that will really show on my pay two weeks from now...
Umm... what else... Ohh, not working Saturday... Because I havn't really got anywhere to go into work. :P
So yeah... very lazy time for Sean, yay me.
I guess this was short... Ahh well.

~Sean

p.s. Buy a ticket from me to the underground ONLY $8!

Wednesday? So soon?

Yeah, tis Wednesday... For all of you people who havn't got any sort of day tracking device...
As usual, this blog has been spurred on by Billy... So I suppose he has become my official sponsor.
What to blog about... what to blog... Ohh! I can do it about what's happened to me since the last time I blogged! Just like almost every other blog I do...
Well... Today I hit the gym after school, twasn't that bad, I had nothing better to do. After that I got home and learned that Billy and I were going to Pizza Pizza. Man, we waited so damned long for that food... Anyways, I got to watch him play RCT3 (RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 for all you n00bs) and it was very fun to watch. He was in the desert, so no drowning children... Seems he could drop em off high mountains though!
Hmm... That was basically it for today... Not too dam productive at all.
For the past 3 nights I havn't gone to work... Partly beacuse there's no work for me. Wait, that's all of it! Yeah, tomorrow I go into work for training in my new position as selling GMAC shit. Thursday and Friday nights... Always fun shifts.
I get to train with Therese... Which is cool. She's the only one from CCA that is coming GMAC with me, so that should be fun.
What else can I tell you guys...
Ohh... My tax returns should be coming in some time soon... Should be in the next week or so. That added to this week's pay, is one spicy meat-a-ball! By spicy, I mean large quantity of money, and by meat-a-ball, I mean me. :)
Either the past two days have not been too eventful, or I've totaly forgotten anything that has happened in em. The latter is probably more true.
Now let Sean rack is brain for any information about the past two days!
*jeapordy song*
So... Who thinks I should get more bling bling?
I did well on my prelims... That happened in the past two days...
Yeah, my mind is drawing a blank.
My mom's driving me to a car show in Malton on Sunday... So if anyone want to go... Tix are $15, and tis really good.. My car can fit like... 3 more people in it. My mom figures she'll just drop me off there at like... 7 in the morning and I'll call her when I want to be picked back up. She'll be lunching with my Grandmother in Brampton, or somewhere...
Ohh, this typing is making my brain hurt.
Please comment, I delight in reading your bloody comments.

~Sean

p.s. Make sure they are bloody!

Moving Sunday?

 

What is it? Ask me if you want to know!
Yeah, I woke up and thought it was going to be a really lazy Sunday... I've been due for one for a while. Well, I woke up early, but I can't help that... Stupid waking-up-ness...
Had myself a nice breakfast, followed up by... I dunno, stuff... My mind has kinda forgotten the things that happened this morning.
But let it be know, I was very content and lazy. :)
I wasn't going to be wearing pants today... But that soon changed with a phone call.
Seems that Matt and Cory needed me to help with the move, because Josh was scampering off to work.
So yeah... I helped em move, had to get the water, dryer, and a full freezer down into the basement... Many time I was afraid the dam stares would just break, and take out Cory's dad in the process... But we got it all down there. Then we had to move in tables, and racks, and things like that. Cory's parents and brother left, so all the small stuff was left to Matt, Steve, and I.
Well... Yeah, nothing particularly note worthy happened... We took a break, and talked about stuff... Cory frove her friend Sarah home, then I went and helped Cory's grandmother with moving stuff from her car to the basement.
Cory took me home... and yeah... that way my Sunday.
Not entirely uneventful, and definitely not lazy.
Ohh yeah, I remember what I was doing earlier today!
I was having an Indiana Jones Marathon, damnit that sucked that I had to cut it off...

COMMENT NOW!

~Sean

Blog Whore?

I am begenning to blog a lot now... Yay!
Tonights adventures are tre blog worthy. Look at that, I used italics!
Umm... Started off today with my alarm clock not waking me up... So I woke up a good half hour before I had to go in. Had some semi-wholesom breakfast... nothing unhealthy, and then I headed for work!
Work was kinda a drag, for the first while I tried focusing on sales, which I didn't quite get, but when I started talking to my coworkers about shit, I got a sale. :)
Today was my last shift working for CCA, now I'm off to training for GMAC! Yay... not.
After work I came home and had a giant dinner or left over Chinese food, because my mom didn't want any of it to go to waste, then I found out I had to be at Brock's for like... 7:15. Twas fun there... Big house... Anyway, we got some of the Hamlet shit down, which is what we set out to do. Twas Brock, Mirj, and I. Eric never showed. Dan told Mirj to make me go to McD's, and I told the bastard I'll be there at 9 o'clock.
At 8 something I walked my ass from Stonechurch and Gage to McD's, and found those bastards (Dan and Billy) done their meals. There was also a horrid stench eminating from the bathroom. So we booked.
Leeroy Jenkins!
Anywho, we made our way to Blockbuster, and discovered Jason working, we had to investigate. After thuroughly annoying him Mirj and Diana showed up, we quickly made ourselves scarce.
We went to Timmy's and Leah got us some hot chocolate... I discovered a new way of drinking hot chocolate by the way... I say that kids will start adopting it, as soon as I get some fucking emo band to do it.
We walked to Upper Ottowa, and we parted ways.
Then I waited for the bus... The 41A came, so I took that... Twas nice and warm. I got off right before Mohawk, and walked to the lights right before Giant Tiger. I then made the shortest bus ride in history when the 22 came, and I rode it two stops to Limeridge. I walked from there home, not expecting to see any more faces, yet there was a van full of my friends that pulled up, Joe, Mandy, and random people of whom I know not their names. After exhanging hello's and loves and such, I finally got home.

This has been the first installment of The Chronicles of Sean, which give you readers a true look into the exciting and highly... viscous day to day life of Sean.
Yeah...
I was going to write about Friday, but I'm getting tired of this... I'll write about Friday later if I can remember what happened.

~Sean

Ugh, why?

Damnit, this is pushing it.
Guess what? My fucking campaign is going to be full-time only! No more 5:15-9:30 shift! no no no... Only 1 stupid ass 11-7:30 shift! So stupid.
So I and all other part times are going to be transferred to new campaigns! Which fucking sucks, this ruins like, all of my plans! I was supposed to work my normal part time crap until the summer, then work 9-5 over the whole summer! WTF am I to do now? Like, Greg wants to send me back to Gmac, the horrible place I was on for just a week, and I hated it. They don't have full time, their part time hours are shit, and they suck, and the fucking head coach of it is a god damned bitch! Like... holy fuck, I am so pissed.
Not only does it ruin all the fucking plans I had, tis the fact that I actually started liking working that campaign. Yeah, I started liking it! I liked the people I worked with, I liked my bosses, I liked all that shit, and now I have to fucking get out of it?
If I do go to Gmac it is going to suck complete ass. Like, I didn't mind Sheryl the first time I was on Gmac, but I was there for a week... and I hardly did anything. But now I have to restrain myself from telling her to shut the fuck up! Every time she talks I really just want to shut her up in the easiest way possible.
Ontop of that, I really don't like the people working on Gmac, I don't personally know any of em other than Sharon, and it doesn't look like I want to get to know the rest, they all look so dirty. I don't know what other way to describe em, and also, there are so many fucking kids on it!
By kids, I mean highschool kids, like me. But not quite like me, I don't take this job seriously, but I fucking take myself seriously, and I try and do my job. These fucking highschool kids are the kinds that piss on bathroom seats and like... Ugh, they just make this job suck.
I prefer talking to the older people, people into their 20's or whatever, like... lol, I was the only straight male left who worked on discover, and well... I dunno, the people on CCA are just fun to talk to, especially the full timers.
And now it's all gone, because we are too cheap or too stupid to hire/train another fucking night coach.
Don't get me wrong, Greg has every reason to do what he's doing, the man is pulling 70 hour shifts each week. Every day 9am-9:30pm, and every Saturday working 11-5:30. But god, I'm pissed.
Bottom line is, I'm going to have to adjust to some new shit, and I don't look forward to it.

~Sean

p.s. I hate it when I finally warm up to shit and it just fucking gives up! BOA, CCA, god damnit!

Thursday Already?

Ugh, Thursday...
Here, have a picture!


 

Yeah, I'm trying to start a new trend, tis like... the ultimate hair flip.
Or whatever.
This week has been so long, but it doesn't seem like it. I've worked every night so far, and I'm working tonight. Not Friday night, that night is sacred... Not that I'm islamic or anything, I just don't like working Friday nights.
I keep falling asleep in English, but the teacher still likes me, I'm just there in the back leaning my chair against the back wall... writing down things that he says that I find interesting or important. He said he's going to teach it like a real univ. lecture class, so he's writing as little as possible on the board, I don't mind it as much as I thought I would. I thought it was going to be so horribly difficult, and it was the first time I was nervous about an English class... But tis a bit of okay.
Mom filed my T4 on like... Monday, and guess what comes today? A T4 from Sherwood Centre! lol, I didn't even know I worked there after the new years... But thinking back I did... Amazingly I got another $22.03 from the bowling alley... Seeing as I got only $26 from them the year before, tisn't that bad of a haul. Compared though, to the roughly $350 I'm getting from Protocol... Yeah... You get the idea.
I hope I can add this crap to my tax returns... An extra $22.03 may not seem like a lot.
...
Did you think I was going to add something to that? You were sadly mistaken, it just isn't really a lot.
Umm... So how do you all like this snow that has started falling? I like it a lot. :)
Though it like, destroyed the mail I tried to bring in from the mailbox... I almost slipped on the way home too, it would have been funny because I was listening to Pink Floyd at max volume, so I would only have seen people laughing at me, and not hear them.
Soon I will eat, and quench the hunger in my belly.
I won a free 250ml carton of milk today! :D After buying myself a 500ml carton of milk... So I injested 500ml of it at first break, then 250ml of milk at second break...
Just wanted you all to know.
I remember when I drank 2L of orange juice one night... 1012 calories, and 275g of sugar... Yep, I was a touch jittery, I'm amazed I wasn't dead though, with all of the calories.
Yeah well... not much else to say. Umm... I would like to give props to Mr. Leroy Jenkins for his awsome scroll killing, twas beautiful.

~Sean

p.s. My pants and socks are wet, better change em!