The Ultimate Guide To "Russian Killing"
Yes indeed my friends, I am writing the ultimate guide to killing Russians. One might find it hard at first to defeat them, but then look at them... They're Russian!
This is a composit step-by-step guide to slaying Russians.
Step 1: You must have at least some skill in the Machine Pistol. Without it, you are dead.
Step 2: If you choose so, you can take the weapons off the dead. Remember that this will replace your Machine Pistol, so be warned!
Step 3: Fuck crouching, stand like a man face to face. Then, destroy their face.
Step 4: Do not be distracted by chicks! They may seem delectable, but be warned... Russian killing is much more important.
Step 5: Gotta predict BS's movements... That fat bastard could go anywhere, listen to him!
Step 6: Shoot the ones on the back first... For peace of mind.
Step 7: Make sure to shoot out the tires of their cars! Twill slow them down!
Step 8: Destroy the sewer grate as soon as you see it. For if you do not... Well... The Russians!
Step 9: Make sure to get rid of the bikes as soon as possible.
Step 10: Buy GTA: San Andreas.
You all suck. This is all I could think of blogging on... And Billy was the one who thought of it for me!
Why is it that Billy is the only one suggesting topics for my blogs. Come on people... What do you want to hear!?!
~Sean
This is a composit step-by-step guide to slaying Russians.
Step 1: You must have at least some skill in the Machine Pistol. Without it, you are dead.
Step 2: If you choose so, you can take the weapons off the dead. Remember that this will replace your Machine Pistol, so be warned!
Step 3: Fuck crouching, stand like a man face to face. Then, destroy their face.
Step 4: Do not be distracted by chicks! They may seem delectable, but be warned... Russian killing is much more important.
Step 5: Gotta predict BS's movements... That fat bastard could go anywhere, listen to him!
Step 6: Shoot the ones on the back first... For peace of mind.
Step 7: Make sure to shoot out the tires of their cars! Twill slow them down!
Step 8: Destroy the sewer grate as soon as you see it. For if you do not... Well... The Russians!
Step 9: Make sure to get rid of the bikes as soon as possible.
Step 10: Buy GTA: San Andreas.
You all suck. This is all I could think of blogging on... And Billy was the one who thought of it for me!
Why is it that Billy is the only one suggesting topics for my blogs. Come on people... What do you want to hear!?!
~Sean
posted by Sean Sloth at 7:18 PM
6 Comments:
Thank you for your guide Sean. I think I can finally get rid of those pesky Russians in my tree.
Write a blog about Billy
HERES A FUCKING COMMENT YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR SKIN AFTER IT HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY CLEANED AND SANITIZED THEM I AM GOING TO RAPE U WITH A BROOM UNTIL U DIE FROM PLEASURE THEN IM GOING TO THROW U AND YOUR BLOODY ANUS DOWN THE ESCARPMENT AND LET THE BEAVERS TAKE U TO BE THEIR NEW MASCOT
i love you sam :)
Killing the russian's is indeed fun. So go forth and write a blog about, me, or moffat or your new life as the beaver's new mascot.
You forgot to say this "Pull a James Bond on all their asses!" Anyways, still a good guide. Now, the Canadian Hockey Team shall never lose to the Russians ever again! HAHAHAHAHA!
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