Whispers from a horse throat

Ohh man, my throat is starting to kill me again.
Apparently the way I drink water distrubs Billy... Too bad! I'm 17 years old, and I'm not going to change the way I drink my water!
Anywho, I dunno... Just wanted to say that.
Umm... I don't know when I last blogged, but it doesn't matter, not much important happened to me before Friday... That I can remember...
Okay, so Friday want normal. I was a bit worried about the Napoleon test, but luckily Jones didn't show, I then went to math. Grad rehearsal was quite a joke, and then I decided against going to English. After all of that I went to B&T with Sam and enjoyed a good 303, one of the best 303's I've ever had! I just caught the bus up-town, and was on my way home! After finding my AR I went to Billy's. I took him to Top Games and then I ran to School.
Just a breif stop here to tell you all that I was quite sick since I woke up.
Anyway, at school I met with everyone, and waited for the bus, which ended up being quite late.
The bus ride there was nothing special, but when we got there, there were litteraly thousands of schools. Sarah made it seem that there wouldn't be too many schools, but whatev.
The line in was long, the line for rides were long, and for the first hour or two it was only Pete and I, and things got kinda down, due to my being sick and to Pete being a tad down. We went on that damnable spaceship that went all the way upside-down and back again, scared the piss out of me... And all of these stupid ass people kept bein like "Ohh, our friends are just infront", or sometimes they would just walk infront without a word, I didn't want to get shenked or taken away on an ambulance like a lot of people there, so I was just like... Ahh well, I shall enjoy the ride when I get there. And I did!
I havn't effectively cleansed myself of the fear of rollercoasters, but I am on my way. Or so it seems.
But anyway, Pete and I rejoined a bunch of friends, and while we were taking a ride on Tomb Raider, we saw Dan and the gang in line, we yelled at them, and they yelled at us. Fuck, as I was getting up onto tomb raider my ring got stuck between one of the hand holds and the side of the cage thing, and my hang got stuck, but with a little wiggling I got it out, scared me for a second though. Twas a good ride, kinda like being tossed around in a cage. I liked the upside down parts, lol. I had to keep my glasses on though, because I didn't feel too confidant getting on the ride with them off, and then I couldn't reach my pocket when I was in the "cage".
Umm... Right now I am just going to fast-forward to me getting off the bus to go home, because right now almost everything between then is a blur.
I had to walk home from Sherwood at 3 o'clock in the morning while I was half asleep, and very very sick. Argh, stupid ass sickness, ruining one of the best weekends ever.
Twas such a nice weekend, weather wise that is. Like... Twas quite hot, I went out both day, but whatever.
Hmm... Today Billy and I went on quite an outing to Dairy Queen, I now have 61 cents in my chequing account because of that outing! But I was impressed about the Reeses Cups Blizzard.
Since then I've just been chilling at home, litteraly chilling, the only thing that is keeping me alive now is a fan that is continuously blowing cold air into my face, good thing I got that fan last summer!
Well, it is time now for honourable meantions, and this time around they go out to Bumper. He may be on the same level as dirt... But he sure does love rolling in it, that crazy bastard. He and his jowls are an excellent combination, and I figure he is plotting to destroy something... What that something is, no one knows... Except his excellency, Arch Duke Bumper III!

My most sincere appologies,
~Sean

Long Weekend (Hobby Gobby)

Yep, I meant to blog about this durring the long weekend... But things came up, things that will be blogged about here!
So yeah... Starting Friday I guess. Hmm... Math was cancelled, except not officially, so there was nothing so sign out with, and no sheet up on the door. Sam was nowhere to be seen, so Leah and I went to find him. We went to his, but he was in one of those Dutch "super-comas". So Leah and I ended up going to Tim Hortons. We got food, and ended up playing crazy 8's, that was fun. We came back and enjoyed a Sam-less period in History, for some reason I though he would show for that, but I guess not. English wasn't too bad. I ended up going home, contacting Sam, and then we went to get Gyros and my hair cut. We had to wait so long for me to get my hair cut, so Sam ended up going to work before Gyros (sorry again Sam.)
So after that, I headed home. I was planning on having Dan and Pete over, and Sam after work. Turns out Leah did decide to throw a party, and wanted Dan, Pete, Sam, and I to come. I talked it out with the boys and the census was that we go. Dan and Pete brough fireworks with them. I got my mom to give us a ride to Leah's, and to buy us some of the magical ale. HobGoblin! Dear god, if there was a beer I could ever drink, it would be HobGoblin... Or one of the other fine beverages from Oxfordshire. :D
Good party, fireworks and alchohol and friends.
On the way home we got gyros. We also did some hooligany stuff that is typical of males our age.
Saturday... I worked. From 10am to 1pm, I was supposed to work from 10am to 5:30pm, but Boss sent us home early, because no one else was pulling their weight, and we only had like... 4 people. I had a 1sph, which was more than exceptional.
After that I... Well, much easier not to explain it, and just run through. Hung with Kev, got driven to Top Games, then to Chris', then we hung at Chris' abode. After that we picked up Pete, hung at Kev's then I went home. I thought I was going to sleep or something, it was only 6:30pm, but I was so tired. Turns out I went to GG with Billy, had some nice food. Went home... and I don't think anything else happened.
Sunday was nice and calm, I was in my room most of the time, just relaxing. I think I may have hung out with Billy a bit that day, but other than that I just relaxed.
Suddenly by my surprise (they did the mash), Pete, Dan, and Sam pull up and summon me. Me being one to come to most summons, I came out, and we had much fun honking at firework watchers. We picked up Billy after some shinanigans. We then met up with Erik and Rob at MacD's. Had some nice McFlurry's and then went to Erik's house. We did some funny things, including drinking, going to Shopper's, and prank phone calls.
On our way out Pete decided to lay a stink bomb by the front door, we waited in the van for like ever... Eventually Sam threw some rocks at it and it burst, but by then Erik and Rob had come to investigate what we were still doing there. They got a nice nose full of stink!
Monday was calm and relatively free of everything. Billy and I hung out, but when we found that Top Games was closed, that basically ended it. I watched him play Half-Life2 for a while, I wish my computer was good enough to play it.
Today was rather uneventful as well. Normal school, then I went home and got ready for work. Sam convinced me to get a Gyro with him before work, and I'm glad I did, I was dam hungry. I then went to work. Work was normal, chilled with Laura.
So yeah... That's what's been up since Friday, so nobody ask me what's up until Wednesday!
Also, I am so looking forward to Prom... and Wonderland... and Grad... Prom is going to be so bitching though, glad I've got a date! :D

Anyway, I think this foolishness has gone on long enough,
~Sean

Sean? Blogging?

Yeah, it's happened again... I'm making a blog.
I'm very bored right now, and I've either been too busy, or too lazy to make a blog in the past... Few weeks? I dunno, as anyone who knows me can attest to, I've got no perception of time. Anyway... Since I last blogged... My grad-ring came in, I'm paying for it tomorrow, I got my eyebrow pierced with a nice 16g bar with dice on it. I'm going to grad, and I found out that tickets are $55... So $110 so far has to be spent on grad, I'm prolly going to get something special done with my hair as well... I dunno...
So... Work has been pretty dull lately. Bad leads, but I like who I work with, so whatev. I came to work expecting the worst, but it wasn't that bad. At least I made my 4.25 hours. I also signed my sick sheet for Tuesday! I still feel sick, but I needed to come tonight, first of all, it makes the last night before I get paid seem a lot shorter, and secondly I don't really want to miss more than 1 day of work per week. It seems that everyone is skiping work on Saturday, so if I show up, and there aren't enough people, I'm going to be sent home. Which will suck! But at the same time, it won't suck too bad, because I'll have my Saturday free.
Hmm... I've been feeling a bit weird lately, I dunno... I shouldn't be letting feelings get to me, but tis that time of the year... When the red moon rises, and signals the death march to the Gobi desert. By that of course I mean I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
A lot of stuff has happened since I last blogged, but I don't want to list all of it, or even the key aspects, because a lot of cool and fun shit has happened. For now, I shall list what I recall. I went to B&T with the boys a few times... Tried Lychee Drink, and Soursop Drink (both from the proud Thiawaneese company that brought us Pennywort Drink.) I tried Tiger Malt... A good choice for anyone who wants to erode their intestinal tract. I found it bearible if I pour it on a marshmellow and then eat the marshmellow...
Umm... I'm up to 131 pokemon caught in my PokeDex... Just thoght you all should know.
So... anyone see any good pornograph lately? The worst I've seen are "Over 40 and still in their prime", and "Over 50 and still looking good"... Of course I've done nothing more than read those titles and then looked away in disgust, but you've got to love what you can find in a convenience store.
Getting my hair cut tomorrow, after about 2 years of letting it grow, and occasionally brushing it, it will be cut. I don't know how much yet, but I'll still have relatively long hair for a guy, not as long as it is now, but that's kind of to be expected after I say I'm going to cut my hair.
Well... I think that's enough for now, don't let me take so long to post blogs! Without encouragement I hardly ever do this... And I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.

Sincerely (Not),
~Sean

Drunken Ramblings

Okay, it has come to my attention that I forgot to mention the hillarious events which happened at Moffatt's house. Okay... Starting at the begenning. Saturday... Or Sunday, I'm not sure, I talked to Moffatt, and decided to bring him his package. I was acompanied by Billy. We set out for Moffatt's house, twas an epic walk. I was carrying a medium sized box under my arm... and some Pennywort Drink in my pocket.
Anywho, after that there walk, we got to the fabled "House of Moffatt". Tis a magical place. I delivered it, and gave him the bill.
Anyways... He starts building some mechs and talking about Chatham, and Billy and I listen to him. Eventually a horde of his drunken family members arrive, and it turns out that his aunt knows some people I work with. His aunt and uncle recieve a cab ride home, this being after his father and uncle had to be seperated into different corners of the room. They were being bad boys it seemed. Anywho, I told Moffatt to try and convince his dad to drink a nice can of the 'ol Pennywort Drink! He agreed, but then retired to his bedroom. I became aware of the fact that he wasn't going to drink it. :(
After a while of silence his dad starts to umm... Moan? Kinda... kinda moan in his sleep, then he starts talking. I think he said something referring to sex, I cannot remember for it was so bloody funny.
Then we decided to listen to his sleep talking drunkenness, very funny indeed. Apparently when Chris went to get his blanket from his dad's room.... It was covered in piss. I wasn't there for it so I don't know, but tis what he commented. And of course, The word of Moffatt is LAW!

Other than that it was a rather uneventful night. Billy and I walked home, twas about 1 o'clock in the morning, and we decided to go to Golden Griddle. Those plans were dashed though when I saw my bus at the stop, and decided to run for it. I needed sleep.

Today wasn't too bad at all. Sam, Peter, Billy, umm... [blank] and I went to My Buddies Euros! I had a mighty meal, and was very pleased. I recomend it to all!
We drove back to school, and on the way insulted an old woman who we thought was a teenage male. Only on closer inspection did we find it to be an old skinny woman.
And that's the end of this blog!

~Sean

Wizard of Sod!

Yes it is I, the Wizard of Sod. Here again after long procrastination about writing blogs I am back.
I think the epic times started last Thursday. Even if it didn't, that is when I'm going to fucking start, so push off! Hmm... Thursday started off normal enough, and by that, I mean I can't remember how it started off. What I do know is that Dan, Peter, Sam, and I went to Tan Than viet namese resteraunt! Back up, I just recalled what happened before then! :D Sam, Peter, and I decided to go into the auditorium and play some instruments. I didn't play anything, but I listened. I'm good at listening. Anyway, with Sam on Drums, and Peter playing the bad ass Piano, I think they had the worlds best Piano+Drums band! They were really fucking good. Anyway, some more people started filing in, so that is when Pete and I made our exit.
Anywho, Peter and I were waiting for Sam to finish rep. Dan was off conveniently having his black black blood sucked up into vials to be presented to him. We tried doing many a thing to eat up the time, but they were to no avail. Eventually we broke into rep and told Sam we were going to leave without him. We didn't. But we did end up going to get Dan from his house. At that very time there was some rather loud construction going on on Dan's street. Anywho, we roused him and began returning to school. As we were passing that digging piece of crap the operator decided to go forward on the tracks, effectively deafening us with a sound that is relative to a cat, inside a shopping cart, being run over by one of those WWII tanks, which coincidentally had a fucking zeplin crash into it as well.
Anywho, with all shenanigans aside, we made our way to downtown!
Best food ever! Twas so fucking good, so much food. Gotta love eating with chop sticks, but next time I go I am bringing my own, for I don't have much use of them at home... In the end I wasn't able to finish my noodles, and I heartily regretted ordering a banana milkshake, for I remembered right after I got it that I am a bit allergic to bananas...
Anywho, all very good, except the bathroom.
Then we went on to the attached market of the same name. Here we found things that defile the eyes of man. Namely some of the animals that were cut up. We also found a rather large freezer box that was open and full of live crabs. No water, just crabs stacked upon crabs. Dan, always the humane one, equiped one of the fiesty buggers with a tooth pick to aid in the battle. The crab began hitting the other ones with the tooth pick, so all went as planned. It was there that I was introduced to the vile concoction... PENNYWART DRINK! And it's not so bad, but still gross cousin GRASS JELLY DRINK!!!1!
I will take some time now to explain these horrid things. Pennywart is a plant that naturally grows under the mud in Thailand. It is believed that it cures Leprosy. What went through the minds of these Thailanders as they reached into the mud to pull out this weed, and then blend it up with 1 part water to creat the softdrink labeled "Pennywort Drink" I truly do not know, but I feel that they should be murdered. I beg of you to send horrible emails to marketing@thaiagri.com . That is the email they provide on the can. Anyway, vile concoction, it was very hard to keep down. I went back Saturday after work to buy some more. When I got home I tried to drink it. I spend the next 10 minutes in the bathroom vomiting up the contents of my stomache. Luckily for me, and the toilet, there wasn't much, so must of the time I spend just heaving on the floor. I give it a 2 out of 10.
So that was my Thursday, the rest was basically just the usual. Work, sleep, school the next morning.
Friday! Yeah well.... Not much happened Friday that I can remember. Dan and Billy came over, I'm pretty sure those bastards got some more ketchup on my walls, but twas a generally good evening. I was fretting the morning when I had to go to work.
Alas, that morning came! Twas weird. Kinda half in a daze. I don't remember much, but I was at work. Twas a good day to be working actually, Jill was coaching us, Therease was there, as was Marcia and a bunch of the other girls who are fun to talk to. Steve was also there, can't have a Saturday without Steve, lol. Anywho, I bought Therease lunch at Harveys, partly because I had to talk her out of making me buy her a lunch from MacDonalds, that place is horrific. Anyway, we talked bout her studen exchange and crap like that. Anyway, I got 6 sales that day, which was a big thing for me because I was tied for the most sales of the day! Muahaha!
Sunday... I went to the gym... That's about it. I think I did something Sunday night, but I'm not sure.
Monday was good. I don't know what happened, prolly because it was not much, but eventually the time came for me to go to work. Now I REALLY didn't want to go in, and I was actually thinkinh of calling in sick for work. That would have been a big mistake. Again, my night shift was graced with the presence of some of my favourite co-workers, and again, Jill was out coach for that night. I had 7 sales... 7 sales in 4.25 hours. I don't even need to calculate the SPH (sales per hour) because I know that I am capped out and getting $17.50 for those hours. :) Now all I need to do is keep that up all week, and perhaps I'll even pull some extra hours? Probably not, but whatever. I made a lot of sales. :D
Tuesday, which is now officially yesterday (for it is 12:10PM as I am trying this), not much happened. When my mom woke me up this morning, because Nikki stole my fucking alarm clock, I thought it was Saturday, and I thought she was saying it was 9:30. I'd have freaked because I would have been late for work, and also because I distictly remember it being Saturday not too long ago. Anyway, enough of my hazy awakenings. All I did today was go to the Holocaust seminar at Mohawk college and finish my essay on Napoleon Bonaparte. For now you have proof I do not always live the action filled lives like those Biographies on me say. But they are right to say that the bitches are all-up-ons'!
Anywho... Yeah... So, GST is going down 1% in July? Anyone care about that? I do.
But not as much as I care about myself. :)

~Sean