The truth behind Dan Zagorac
To start off, take this link. http://video.fosfor.se/moscow-moscow-moscow/
That has nothing to do with Dan Zagorac.
Our good friend Mr. Zigzag here has had many a mishap... One of the most notable is when he accidentally created Pluto while playing baseball with Odin. Also, he was the first to speak in tongues; everyone else who does it is not doing it because of god, they are doing it because they want to be as cool as dan.
He has several illagitimate children, all named Mel Kizidack.
He does kick the odd baby or two, but that is beside the point.
He's also a Polygomist!
Eye witnesses have reported that Dan usually wears pants... and shirts. What he wears under those are anyone's guess...
Hmm... When pants are involved socks usually follow.
In some countries he is revered as a good, and in some he can pass by as a mere mortal. The latter is what usually happens in this world. But it shall soon be conquered.
He's been seen to join forces on odd occasions with the omnipotent Billy, what they plan is not known by those of SlothBlog... But we can assume it is schinanigans.
He prefers warm damp places... Usually burrowing under a layer of foliage. He prefers the round leaves...
His height makes it rather hard for him to fit in to crowds, so he usually just knee kicks people in the face. He is profficient in the knee-kick-to-face stance. It has been said that he does have a battle cry, but anyone close enough to hear it has had their faces a splode in soon after.
His main objective is to keep his tree fiddy, up to now we know he guards it with his life... And his knees.
I tire of this tonight, and I figure that The Dan Zagorac Experience has sapped my strangth.
~Sean
That has nothing to do with Dan Zagorac.
Our good friend Mr. Zigzag here has had many a mishap... One of the most notable is when he accidentally created Pluto while playing baseball with Odin. Also, he was the first to speak in tongues; everyone else who does it is not doing it because of god, they are doing it because they want to be as cool as dan.
He has several illagitimate children, all named Mel Kizidack.
He does kick the odd baby or two, but that is beside the point.
He's also a Polygomist!
Eye witnesses have reported that Dan usually wears pants... and shirts. What he wears under those are anyone's guess...
Hmm... When pants are involved socks usually follow.
In some countries he is revered as a good, and in some he can pass by as a mere mortal. The latter is what usually happens in this world. But it shall soon be conquered.
He's been seen to join forces on odd occasions with the omnipotent Billy, what they plan is not known by those of SlothBlog... But we can assume it is schinanigans.
He prefers warm damp places... Usually burrowing under a layer of foliage. He prefers the round leaves...
His height makes it rather hard for him to fit in to crowds, so he usually just knee kicks people in the face. He is profficient in the knee-kick-to-face stance. It has been said that he does have a battle cry, but anyone close enough to hear it has had their faces a splode in soon after.
His main objective is to keep his tree fiddy, up to now we know he guards it with his life... And his knees.
I tire of this tonight, and I figure that The Dan Zagorac Experience has sapped my strangth.
~Sean
posted by Sean Sloth at 9:12 PM
5 Comments:
God dman loch ness monster! Always trying to get dan's tree fiddy!
TREE FIDDY!
TREE FIDDY! And I've heard Dan's war cry. It's not good...you either die or he takes your soul...
How could forget to mention that after just one glance he causes pregnacy in 50% of teens.
Hurrah!! I have an account!!
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