Forgotten Wednesday
Ohh yeah, I remember what I did on Wednesday now. There was a partay at Sarah Harvie's house, and that's where I was at, I walked home after that, twas a kickin' party, needed one more before school starts.
posted by Sean Sloth at 3:50 PM
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On my way to Houston tomorrow
Tomorrow night I plan to arrive in Houston so that I can start working out of my firm's office there.
Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a poker hands rule site. It pretty much covers poker hands rule related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-)
Thanks for the compliment... You shoulda seen it before I deleted my past entries. ;)
Poker is great, I'll check the link.
Spammity Spam Spam Spam.
*old hag's voice* I don't like SPAM!
your mother is an old hag, and spam ;)
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh snap school sucks :(
in your face!
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!
My ultimate google-fu serves me well.
My question.
Why wouldn't the wife just order egg and bacon or egg sausage and bacon? Those are the first two things on the list!
your a loser
because then the vikings wouldn't be bale to sing, duh
Actually, the correct statement would be:
You are a loser.
OR
You're a loser.
And I'm actually more of a geek than I am a loser.
But you have an ID-ten-T problem, so I understand.
by the way that last anonymous person was not josh and i did not call ash a loser
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